"You!  You, come over here!"
        "Ah, yes?"
	"You're that guy from the yella pajamas interview on TV, aren't
you!?"
	"Well, I guess, I don't think it was that big of a deal, though,
ya know, I's just walkin along an-"
	"It was brilliant!"
	"Well, if ya say so, mister, but-"
	"Do you know who I am?"
	"Not really mister-"
	"I'm Stephen Spielberg.  I want to put you into a movie!  What
do you say?"
	"A movie?  Oh, shux, I couldn't-"
	"Yes you can!  Just tell me you'll do it, and i'll take care
of the rest.  You won't have to worry about a thing."
	"Well... ah... could I get ten dollars?"
	"You'll get ten THOUSAND dollars!"
	"Ten- naww, you're just foolin around with me.  I thought you
was serious for a minute.  Nice talkin' to ya, mister..."
	"No, wait, come back!...."

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                       ~ - safety tip of the day - ~ 

    if your car spontaneously bursts into flames, remember to get 
     the porno mags out from under the seat before you jump out.