The Final Login... will never be.

   The spirit of the login will live forever in each of you, the readers,
but I'm afraid that it can be no more on the Unix system.  I truly did
love writing them, and I was so glad to bring happiness and joy to all who
read them.  Goodbye fair readers, and farewell!

   -"Hey, buddy!  Why don't you shut up and give us the final login?!"

   ...No, you don't seem to understand, I have retired, leaving no final
login... leaving these pages empty for your imaginations to fill.  My
final gift to you is to show you that the the spirit of the login is
bigger than any one page.

   -"You're a dick head!  I wanted a login.  Bastard!"

   That's a little uncalled for, don't you think?

   -"Shut up you lazy bastard!"

   Fine.  You want a login?! Here's a login!!!

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   In the beginning there was darkness.  And then:


















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