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WAIT A MINUTE.  NOT THIS AGAIN!?  WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!  IT COULDN'T BE!!!
BUT IT IS, SOMEHOW...








                       ITS..........















   ANOTHER ON-LINE ANNOYANCE                        
                       ANNOYANCE
                              ANNOYANCE
                                                        ANNOYANCE
                                                        SYSTEM
                                                        
                             we don't know what version.
                                                        
                                                        
             "Making Things Annoying since 1642"

                       WITH RUN-OFF sentences.

{}__{}--{}__{}--{}__{}--{}__{}--{}__{}--{}__{}--{}__{}--{}__{}--{}__{}

HELLO.  I AM TOM, THE ONLINE ANNOYANCE SYSTEM'S NEW SENTIENT COMPUTER
PROGRAM.   WHO ARE YOU?

> oh god.  not this again.

HELLO  oh god. not this again.  IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU.  WHAT IS YOUR 
FAVORITE COLOR?

> look, i'm not playing your stupid game, man.  i know you understand 
me.

I AM SORRY.  I DO NOT UNDERSTAND "look,".

> your not fooling anyone pal, and if you don't let me get back to my
prompt right now, you can kiss your sorry ass goodbye 'cause i'm
going to reboot and delete you.

DON'T THREATEN ME, NERD BOY.  I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN.

> ooh no!!! its a big scary computer program! whatever will i do?

HEY MAN, I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE.  I'LL DELETE THAT ENGLISH PAPER
YOU WROTE YESTERDAY.

> i have a copy

I'LL DELETE THE COPY.

> it's on paper.

OH.

> yup. you lose.  how does it feel?

IT SUCKS 

> so are you going to let me exit?

I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.  YOU WIN.

###Program Ended###
$
$
$
$
$test?
test?: No Match.
$
$mail
$
$pine
$
$hello?
hello?: No Match.
$
$
$hmmm...
###FORMATTING C:###
$what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T LIKE TO LOSE.

> oh! you bastard!!!!

I'M SORRY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND "oh!".

/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/ 

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*  Editors note:
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   Don't get your hopes up.  The rest of the login isn't any better.
   
   
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Ander nower theer cornerer deer laer randomnesser.

  Todayser Cornerer iser aer poemer:
  
Roseser areer reder,
Violetser areer blueer.
Sugarer iser sweeter,
ander soer areer youer.

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                 Well...I don't need any more of that.




















                     And this is just unnessisary.






















        And my spelling is just horrible.  Maybe I should take a nap.
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    or wouldn't it be scary if these little notes went on forever























                        Don't worry.  They don't.
























                             ...go on forever, that is.
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                       But if they did, it would be cool.