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        TODAY'S INSULT HAS BEEN REPLACED BY A HURTFUL COMPLIMENT:

           I REALLY ADMIRE YOUR ABILITY TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF

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                   The imaginary word of the day is:
                             GONE FOREVER
         ...it doesn't mean anything because it is imaginary.


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         Today's punchline without a joke is:

"...So then the queen bee says 'No thanks, I prefer
coffee!"
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The corner de la randomness has been replaced by a new
segment of the same name.

Welcome to the different Corner de la Randomness
nothing has changed, except now its different.

Today's corner is MISSING!!!

  The corner was last seen on the morning of November 7, 1997.
It is believed that the corner may be dangerous, although
authorities do not believe it is armed.
  If you see the corner, do not attempt to approach it,
instead notify local authorities and allow police to handle
the matter.
  The corner is approximately 1 page long, although it's
length varies daily.  The corner is a master of disguise
although it can be recognized by its extreme hillarity.
  Until the corner is found, we recommend that residents stay
indoors with all doors and windows locked.  We will keep you
posted for more on the corner story.

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UND NOW FOR SUMTHINK NUDE!

THE TOP 5 LIST!

Today:  The top 5 reasons that Joe wears glasses.

5)  Joe's glasses allow him to see microscopic organisms
without so much as squinting his eyes.

4)  9 out of 10 chicks dig Joe's glasses.

3)  ... a horrible super-glue accident in the early 80's
left the glasses stuck to Joe's face.

2)  Joe's glasses have X-Ray lenses.  Joe knows lots of
pretty girls.  'Nuf said.

1)  Joe's glasses are just a disguise to hide his true
identity:  Tom Cruise.






















                    See now?  That didn't hurt a bit.