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         This is the insulting part of the login, you crazy 
                     IFEMINATE,
                     DRUG SMUGGLING,
                     DANDYLION GROWING
                     SNAIL SQUISHER
                     WHO PLAYS THE KAZOO TOO LOUD!
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                   The imaginary word of the day is:
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                                 | QL |
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         ...it doesn't mean anything because it is imaginary.


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         Today's punchline without a joke is:

"A RABBIT IN THIS STATE!  TICK-TOCK ONE TIME MORE!"

         -(thats a real howler if you know the joke)
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and now, it is time for an old classic:

      The one and only...

C r e   e  a R n o n s !
 o n r d  l   a d m e s

Todays corner is me in the morning.
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Zzzzzz* huh? wha?
Oh... *YAWN*
<THUD>
<CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP>
   -"Good morning, agent 24, you're looking well today"
Thanks Steve.  Hey watch where you put that disk!
   -"Of course.  -Your assignment is on the table."
Blast.  Another assasination?
   -"Yes, but this one has a twist.  You must kill a girl in
     your computer science lecture."
No, not the one...
   -"I'm afraid so... the one with the turtleneck.  She is a
     spy for the KGB."
But... how will I kill her if I'm sitting next to Chris? I
mean, that sort of thing isn't easy to hide.
   -"That's why you're a professional."
But she's so cute! ... I won't do it.
   -"If you cannot complete your assignment, then we will be
     forced to relocate agent Loomis to sector 23-4."
Alaska! Surely you're bluffing.
   -"Don't test us."
All right, fine, I'll do it.  But I won't like it.
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               Well... THAT was dumber than usual.