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             "Oh, Hi Sam.  What are you doing for halloween?"
             "Not much, I was going to go trick-or-treating."
               "Really, well you should stop by my house."
"Sure, you'll recognize my costume, I'm going as 'Total Naked Guy' this year."  


Your regularly scedualled C program has been cancelled, due to an
embarrasing gummy bear accident.


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       WELCOME TO THE -*-CORNER DE LA RANDOMNESS-*-
Today's corner is an interview conducted telepathically with
a house-plant that belonged to Sam.
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Q:  So you lived with Sam for how many years?
A:  Well it will be five years next Febuary.

Q:  I see, now in all that time you were under the direct
care of Sam?
A:  No, for most of the time I don't think he cared at all.

Q:  Uh-huh, right.  So how many times would you estimate that
you were watered in the time you spent at Sam's
home?
A:  I don't know, how many times has it rained in the last 
five years?

Q:  Okay, you seem to be implying that Sam neglected
you,  can you tell us more about your relationship with him?
A:  Well, truthfully we don't have that much of a relation-
ship.  I mean we never talk, he doesn't spend much time at
home anymore, and he seems to have lost interest in me.  I
tried to get him to go to counseling once, but he just
ignored me.

Q:  Well, if things were so bad between you two, why didn't
you just leave him?
A:  I'm a plant.

Q:  I see, well, before we wrap up today's show, we were
able to actually track down Sam and we have him on the
phone right now.  - Sam, can you hear us?
S:  Yes, I can.

Q:  Good, okay, now we have a house-plant of your's here,
and from what we've heard, for the last five years you have
totally neglected it.  For example you haven't even watered
it once.
S:  I have a house-plant?
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Meanwhile, in the dark laboratory of Dr. Foyuric:

*ZOT!*
"Brreeehhpp!!!!"
"HAHA! I've done it!  I've done it!  I have made the first
living artificially made Giraffifly!!!"
*crash of thunder in the background*











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