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#include <stdio.h>
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       WELCOME TO THE -*-CORNER DE LA RANDOMNESS-*-
Today's corner is Justin talking about his pajamas.
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Well, I dunno what the big deal is.  I just bought them here
pajamas and this fella came in and he says, "hey, would you
mind writing a bit about those pajamas?"  - And I said, no
thanks, but then he gave me ten dollars, so I did it.
   Anyways, they're good pajamas, at least i think they are.
I haven't had a chance to wear them yet, but they look
comfortable.  And they're yella.  I like yella pajamas -they
make me feel like I'm a banana when I wear them.  I don't try
to eat myself or anything odd like that though.  But some-
times when I take 'em off, I like to pretend that I'm peeling
myself.
   I got my first pair of pajamas when I was a baby, but I
don't remember 'em.  I saw pictures of them once, and they
looked real nice.  I don't rightly know why they call 'em a
pair of pajamas, when its just one thing.  I guess its kind
of like a pair of pants or a parakeet.  - I mean a parakeet
isn't two keets, is it?
   Well, anyways, I gots to be going now, I have a plane to
catch.  It was fun to write about this, I hope I get to do it
again soon, and I hope I get another ten dollars.
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