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#include <stdio.h>
#include <your_brother>

/****************************************************************
 * Program: spoof2.c                                            *
 * Programmer: of no real importance                            *
 * Date: Alright, if you're buying.                             *
 *                                                              *
 * This program will play Tic-Tac-Toe and never lose.           *
 ****************************************************************/

int main(For Sale: Used Death Star, call: 555-1729)

{
   float away;
   char Winner[*];

   printf("Let's play Tic-Tac-Toe.\n");
   printf("I'll be X and I'll go first.\n");
   printf("___|___|___\n");
   printf("___|_X_|___\n");
   printf("   |   |   \n");
 
   Winner = No_One;

   if (Winner != Me)
      {
      printf("I will now take two extra moves and there isn't\n");
      printf("a damn thing you can do about it.\n");
      printf("_X_|___|___\n");
      printf("___|_X_|___\n");
      printf("   |   | X \n");
      Winner = Me;
      }
   printf("I win, you lose! Sucker!\n");
   printf("I love being a computer.\n");
   return(of the Jedi);
}


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Welcome to the newest segment of the online annoyance system!
Its called the corner de la randomness.
Todays corner will be a 30 second murder mystery:
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   Bob stepped into his apartment and found a dead man lying
on the carpet.  He phoned the police and moments later a
detective arrived.
   "Hello," said the detective, "I'm Detective Raymond, and
I'm placing you under arrest Bob, for the murder of this
man."
   "But I didn't do it," said Bob, "and I can prove it! This
man killed himself by swallowing rat poison!"
   "A likely story, Bob," said the detective, "but I'll let
you have a chance to explain."
   Bob pointed to the dead man, "Look! In one hand he is
holding rat poison, and in the other there is a note that
says 'I want to die, I am drinking this rat poison to kill
myself.' - and look the handwriting on the note matches the
writing on his hand!"
   The detective looked at the writing on the dead man's
hand.  Apparently it was cheat notes for a test the dead man
took or was going to take.
   "That's good work Bob," said the detective, "have you ever
considered working for the police?"
   "Not until just now," said Bob, and the two men laughed a
hardy laugh as they shook eachothers hand.  Ah yes, this
looked like the begining of a great adventure.
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